Three Liars in the Dirt (Aka Fishy Business – Done Up like a Ukipper)
Dom’s coming home
Dom’s coming home
Dominic
Cummings’ coming home
A very fun team’s to go ashore
They’re rotten to the core
There is Gove
He’s so sure
Brexit’s easy to negotiate
Gonna drivel and prate
Boris can also pray
‘But I remember
Three liars on a trip
That is self defeating
But they’re sure they’ll win
Because they come from Eton
They’re coming home
They’re coming home
All the Fish
Are coming home