Who’s that Guy? (aka Look – Poor Ol’ Rudy Just Fell Under A Bus)
Is Giuliani still my lawyer?
It is really hard to tell
You think you know somebody
But can you really know them well?
He really is quite unusual
Though he seems decent in the main
He has unusual habits
Such as strange dealings with Ukraine
I don’t know what he’s up to
But if asked I’ll testify
That though he’s long been an acquaintance
I hardly even know the guy
He might have been my attorney
But it was likely just a whim
All those times that I used Rudy
I don’t think I’ve even heard of him
This Rudolphissimo man you talk of
Do I have any links?
No I think you’ll find that’s just fake news
And I hate the way he blinks
Now if you don’t believe what I am saying
Talk to legal counsel to me (plan A)
I’m not sure who that is at the moment
It might be that Rudolph Giuliani