Donald Trump’s Scottish Roots
(translated from the original Gaelic by Wee Radge McPuggie)
His mother Mary Anne Macleod
Was a Scot – don’t say it out loud
For his Scottish genetics
By some fancy phonetics
I can’t hide – but of Trump we’re not proud
So there we have it – those are his roots
Birthplace of Ma … her first where-aboots
The outer Hebrides
Land of the “Wee Frees”
That’s the church (if ye have ony doots)
In Scotland there’s a place called Glen Affric
Unspoiled by this real estate Maverick
But Trump has made it a goal
To label as a shit hole
Any place, with a name, starting “Afric”
Scots lineage? He is fine being a Mac
But he’ll tweet at you a vicious attack
If in his family tree
Or ancient clan ancestry
You trace the slightest smidgeon of black
For he denies any African root
His agenda – it just doesn’t suit
And he thinks he is pure
But he’s just insecure
Because he just isn’t all that astute
Unlike Alex Haley’s Kunta Kinte
Trump’s unheroic in every way
But the truth is his past
Has caught up at last
His great grandpa was Cunty McClinty