Donald Trump loves Veterans (aka The Vetting of Donny the Veto)
Donald Trump loves veterans
He loves these loyal patriots
He loves their Purple Hearts
And thinks it’s great the way they fought
Yes, Donald Trump loves veterans
For they went overseas
To fight for the USA
Through mud on hands and knees
Donald Trump loves veterans
They fought for those back home
Who also had their battles
With a brush and comb
And also those who’d conquered
Disadvantages with feet
While suffering in silence
With such bravery discreet
Donald Trump loves veterans
But his face may wear a frown
When the lousy hypocrites
Are Democrats or brown
Yes, Donald Trump loves veterans
But he wants restitution
From those wicked blasphemers who
Brandish their constitution
Donald Trump loves veterans
Who sacrificed blood with pain
He loves every single one of them
(Except for late John McCain)
Donald Trump loves veterans
But not those who betray
The officer whose office
Is Donald’s Presidency
By speaking under oath
And in their own words (on their honour)
But failing in their duty
To be a sycophantic fawner
Yes Donald Trump loves veterans
But not the horrid kind
Who disobey their orders
And leave Donald behind
Barr’s – attempts to avoid
A judicial review
Are a far better example
Of what Trump’s country needs from you
Yes Donald Trump loves veterans
He thinks that they are great
They remind him of his greatness
And how he loves to hate