Double Plus Ungood (Aka The Viagra Fails)
A brand new deal with Canada!
Hailed as a Triumph for Brexit
Exactly as we had before
Hip hoorah what next, it …
Will all be a sunny uplands
With multiple trade deal sequels
A brave new world, hip hip hooray
For Canada equals equals
So now we’re part of Oceania
And we are sovereign (Airstrip One)
Or will be, we just need a deal
With the US, then we’re done