Water Poo Bum Set (aka “In a Bind”) by Derrière Gaffer-tape
The Toilet Nazi’s back again
To carry and caper
But his delight has sealed your plight
When you can find no paper
There’s plenty still, yes that is true
They’re in the hallway cupboard
But that’s no use to you in loo
Your hairy arse all smothered
And so you do a merry jig
Trousers and briefs half on
Trying not to squeeze your cheeks
Your dignity all gone
Eventually you claim your prize
Then party like a bard
By trying to write a little rhyme
But sadly, it’s too hard
And what do you make of this verse
My wonderful wee ditty
Did it brighten up your day?
Or just make it more shitty?